oh you hate me? you see my big beautiful sad brown eyes and you’re gonna hate me?
don’t reblog this and add your eye color this is specifically for brown eyes ONLY
Damn, missed it again
Happy Bog Day!
Happy Bog Day everyone!!!
mutuals please tell me what your username means to you! after some reflection I realize I have no idea what most of your urls mean and I’m really interested to know!
i'll be openly hornier on here if it pisses off losers. like i try to stay palatable and for what
it's fuck your mutuals friday. who cares
happy fuck your mutuals friday
its monday. lets get on it cunts
The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924
whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible
happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate
is it lesbian friday yet
It’s always lesbian friday if you believe
Happy lesbian friday
literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce
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Happy birthday, Garfield!